tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3081294620517882222024-02-08T09:58:06.391-08:00All Anal Sex StoriesFunny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.comBlogger364125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-308129462051788222.post-41649783628854944612010-02-15T14:04:00.001-08:002010-02-15T14:04:52.691-08:00The Tutor FantasyIt's a late summer night, not too hot. The fan and the crickets compete for sound dominance. I'm tired, but I can't sleep and I want to come. Dan is lying perfectly still next to me, hands folded neatly across his belly. I know he's not asleep. He never falls asleep before me. I glance at the clock--six hours and we have to be up. If we fuck, we'll be lucky to get five.I roll over and kiss his Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-308129462051788222.post-66321002086065090702010-02-15T14:01:00.000-08:002010-02-15T14:04:00.417-08:00The Ugly But Adorable LoverThis may sound stupid, but the best lover I had in my life, was a short ugly guy whith a belly and a short dick. Let me tell you what he did to give me the greatest sex I ever had.I came to his apartment, we had a drink started a filthy conversation and suddenly he asked me to grab a chair and come to him. He was sitting on a sofa, put the chair in front of him took my hips in his arms and turnedFunny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-308129462051788222.post-72645192868860782442010-02-15T13:59:00.000-08:002010-02-15T14:06:15.176-08:00The Tiger's RingAs a lover of the "Grandest Tiger in the Jungle," I've learned some of the most provocative ways of mesmerizing a beast. Anal play from a female to male is considered taboo to some, but I must share the intensity of the lesson my Grand Tiger taught me in the fine art of *rimming*.As He is lying flat on his stomach, relaxed and CLEAN from a nice shower, take your nakedness and trace His body with Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-308129462051788222.post-89998547779236627142010-02-15T13:58:00.000-08:002010-02-15T14:01:35.963-08:00The Ultimate Sexual SubmissionHe came to semi-consciousness in the middle of the night, knowing from the softness of her lovely ass that she must have backed into him. He smiled vaguely, very pleased with the gesture. She had only been with him two weeks, and he had lived alone for nearly three years before that. Yet he had acclimated very quickly to her presence, partly because they had emailed and IMed on a daily basis for Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-308129462051788222.post-18372032626203234752010-02-15T13:57:00.000-08:002010-02-15T13:58:31.981-08:00The Ultimate Trust 1They had an incredible relationship. Tricia had only known this man a short time, but there wasn't a thing she would deny him. He awakened so many feelings long ago forgotten.Tricia was far from insecure, success had found it's way into her life more than once. Blessed long ago with intelligence and charm, now only her beauty surpassed her charismatic personality. She set about carving out a Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-308129462051788222.post-7727405364550190772010-02-15T13:55:00.001-08:002010-02-15T13:58:58.722-08:00The Ultimate Trust 2Davis knew he had her now, all he needed to do was be patient, hold out just a little longer, and she would be his. Tricia felt his finger pressing gently against her now, trying to gain access past her tight little ring. In her present state, she was helpless to anything Davis wanted. Each time she threw her hips up to meet his sweet mouth, a little more of his finger disappeared inside her. SheFunny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-308129462051788222.post-38159860260954753102010-02-15T13:55:00.000-08:002010-02-15T13:57:34.680-08:00The Unexpected Christmas PresentAfter being together for some twenty years, my wife, Janet and I knew each other pretty well. We knew each other well sexually as well. While some women may have to hint around for their guy to go downtown, most times I could hardly wait to lick Janet's pussy. I enjoyed it so much, that I would lick slowly, up and down both sides of her pussy lips so I could make the pleasure last. After each of Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-308129462051788222.post-48384817445749559612010-02-15T13:53:00.001-08:002010-02-15T13:55:18.297-08:00The Virgin Bride 2It wasn't difficult. She was tight but very aroused and wet. He had to make slow, repeated thrusts, each time getting in somewhat deeper, and deeper, but eventually he found his dick fully engorged by her cunt. It was so nice. For him, doing it from behind was perhaps the next best thing to doing it in the behind. He could at least imagine that his cock was in her butt. From his vantage point, itFunny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-308129462051788222.post-75619033819113966952010-02-15T13:53:00.000-08:002010-02-15T13:54:55.704-08:00The Virgin Bride 1Their special night finally arrived. Lisa had been looking forward to this all her life. Actually, she had been looking forward to finding the right man all her life.Lisa was a romantic. She didn't mind admitting it. She wasn't embarrassed by it. She cried so terribly much during all of the romantic movies. Of course she cried when Rose lets go of Jack's hand, when Nickie sees the painting on Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-308129462051788222.post-31973606936619348902010-02-15T13:50:00.003-08:002010-02-15T13:56:00.002-08:00The Virgin Bride 4And, it was gradually becoming a nice sensation, like she was being filled up, being engorged, by the big, hard cock of her lover, now her husband forever. Alec was not a particularly big man down there, but he felt like quite the hunk, the stud, right now. "Honey, you really feel so big this way." She kind of liked it. It reminded her of the first few times she had done it, when she really was aFunny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-308129462051788222.post-27781966895452511942010-02-15T13:50:00.002-08:002010-02-15T13:55:36.414-08:00The Virgin Bride 3She felt moisture in her hand, realizing for the first time that he had cum as well. She rolled over and smiled. She said to him as she lightly stroked the wet spot in his pants. "Well, I guess that was fun for you too?""Believe it or not, I think I had more fun than you."She reached up with her left hand and played with the hairs on his chest that poked through his shirt. "Honey, you didn't do Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-308129462051788222.post-59752053047190943682010-02-15T13:50:00.001-08:002010-02-15T13:53:09.536-08:00The Visit 2Lee moved his bearded lips to her mouth and thrust his tongue deep into her mouth. Almost to his surprise, Kay met his tongue with an incredibly passionate kiss. "Oh Lee." she moaned as quietly as she could. "What are you doing to me? Oh my god Lee. We need to stop...oh god." she whispered under her breath still sucking on his lips as he fucked her. "Fuck have I missed you so much. I loved you soFunny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-308129462051788222.post-73356261817132204212010-02-15T13:50:00.000-08:002010-02-15T13:52:37.924-08:00The Visit 1Maybe it wasn't really a conscious decision. They had been dating for over a year and half, and living together for over a year of that time. Their life together was unique, almost idyllic. They had just bought a house on two acres, a little distance from town. There were gardens, dogs, animals. The place helped to foster a genuine love between them. And Sam loved her more deeply then anything heFunny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-308129462051788222.post-72515944136860844572010-02-15T12:28:00.001-08:002010-02-15T12:30:07.012-08:00The Visit Act 2Lee moved his bearded lips to her mouth and thrust his tongue deep into her mouth. Almost to his surprise, Kay met his tongue with an incredibly passionate kiss. "Oh Lee." she moaned as quietly as she could. "What are you doing to me? Oh my god Lee. We need to stop...oh god." she whispered under her breath still sucking on his lips as he fucked her. "Fuck have I missed you so much. I loved you soFunny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-308129462051788222.post-70793431295873006232010-02-15T12:28:00.000-08:002010-02-15T12:29:47.272-08:00The Visit Act 1Maybe it wasn't really a conscious decision. They had been dating for over a year and half, and living together for over a year of that time. Their life together was unique, almost idyllic. They had just bought a house on two acres, a little distance from town. There were gardens, dogs, animals. The place helped to foster a genuine love between them. And Sam loved her more deeply then anything heFunny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-308129462051788222.post-24697664449294979492010-02-15T12:24:00.000-08:002010-02-15T12:26:06.328-08:00The Way Love GoesEvery once in a while there comes along a piece of poetry that can capture the essence of a moment within its words. Sometimes these words languish undiscovered for years and sometimes they are discovered by someone with talent. Only then can these words of knowledge, passion and other emotions be put to music and become a true piece of art.Such artistic pieces exist in the words to the song "Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-308129462051788222.post-22853369488930103992010-02-15T12:21:00.001-08:002010-02-15T12:28:30.979-08:00The WashroomSetting:The washroom, You are wearing a white thong and white bra, clothes hanging from the shelves and in baskets around us, you are just changing the clothes from the washer to the dryer, I walk in, the lights are on and bright.You do not notice me as you?ve just turned on the dryer and have loaded the washer with another load as it is filling up. I turn off the lights, we are plunged in a deepFunny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-308129462051788222.post-29958053831657131392010-02-15T12:21:00.000-08:002010-02-15T12:22:30.143-08:00The Window SillI enjoyed your dream. I read it late last night and in my sleep I joined you in your dream . . .Our taxi had left us standing at the front entrance to the hotel. A very nice, old, tall building. As you wandered around the lobby looking at the art I checked us in. The clerk saw us enter together and after handing me the keys, winked and said "Have a good time!" I smiled at her and licked my lips. Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-308129462051788222.post-57691573886058593882010-02-15T12:20:00.002-08:002010-02-15T12:21:53.409-08:00The Wife's PantiesThe water from the shower rinsed away the last bit of shaving cream from my lower stomach and upper thighs. My nether region was shaved bald and completely smooth with the anticipation that I would later ask my wife to take me into her mouth. She preferred that I stay clean shaven on all areas that she enjoyed kissing, so I did my best to keep her happy.My time in the shower was coming to a closeFunny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-308129462051788222.post-2241834963119273392010-02-15T12:20:00.001-08:002010-02-15T12:20:33.015-08:00The Wizard and the WitchAll right, how do I begin?Oh, OK - you know those letters to Hustler about those anonymous guys who end up having hot, crazy sex with swimsuit models in the middle of the park? This isn't one of those stories. I don't know any swimsuit models, though I do feel a couple of my female friends would look great in a bikini. I also guess you could say what happened was hot, and it was certainly crazy Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-308129462051788222.post-67263269722194090952010-02-15T12:19:00.001-08:002010-02-15T12:19:56.277-08:00The YardAfter a bad divorce I had moved to a new town. I found a job within a few weeks, but it was far from the ideal job. I was a mechanic's helper in the city garage, working on garbage trucks, an often nasty job. Once in a while, after I was able to wash up enough, I stopped in at one of the local pubs, and in time got to know a couple of the other guys who seem to hang out there. I guess I bitched Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-308129462051788222.post-3611314325000544512010-02-15T12:18:00.001-08:002010-02-15T12:21:12.849-08:00The Window SillI enjoyed your dream. I read it late last night and in my sleep I joined you in your dream . . .Our taxi had left us standing at the front entrance to the hotel. A very nice, old, tall building. As you wandered around the lobby looking at the art I checked us in. The clerk saw us enter together and after handing me the keys, winked and said "Have a good time!" I smiled at her and licked my lips. Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-308129462051788222.post-48375185536339714312010-02-15T12:18:00.000-08:002010-02-15T12:19:15.512-08:00ThermocouchMy wife Barbara is a great gal. Although just over five feet tall, she looks great and still manages to attract attention when she is in public. She is a good-looking woman and I think that she sometimes enjoys the attention and the looks that she gets from other men. Barb has an ideal figure, great proportions, and if I haven't mentioned it already, she has a 'killer' ass.A while back, about Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-308129462051788222.post-17063000585134450032010-02-15T12:17:00.000-08:002010-02-15T12:18:18.191-08:00Thermomall 1One Saturday morning, Barbara and I went to the local Mall to do a little shopping. This is about a once a month event. We normally split up when we get there and go our separate ways for a while. We always decide to meet at a particular place and time (I usually opt for Friendlys' or the Coffee and pastry shop). Today was no different; we were to meet at the coffee shop at about twelve thirty.I Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-308129462051788222.post-6538154062111373302010-02-15T12:16:00.001-08:002010-02-15T12:18:36.140-08:00Thermomall 2After a couple of minutes, we picked up our towels and went inside the house. It was COLD in there! Barbara quickly retrieved a blanket from behind the family room sofa and we wrapped it around us and stood there in the middle of the room for a couple of minutes. We went over and sat on the couch and kept the blanket around us while we tried to figure out our next move. I suggested a hot Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0